f.y'alls.i, this post was over 2 days...
i love november. i was thinking this morning, as i jogged to Cheers (that's my new nickname for shogun/linesteppa's home), that i can kick this smoking habit. i'm gonna get healthy. i'm gonna quit for as long as i can. i'm going to exercise. and i'll start with one of my favorite months, November. i want to change my life and be an inspiration to others. just like charlize theron in sweet november. i'll have sex with a new guy every month just to inspire some knucklehead into being a better person. omg, what a dumbass movie. and how come she didn't want to inspire chicks as well? hey! that'd be a great remake for a porn movie! call it "sweet december" and make it about a chick who has terminal cancer and decides to enlighten other women by fucking them for a month at a time...omg, what a dumbass movie. hee hee wouldn't it have been funny if she had aids instead of cancer? "i'm going to be with you for a month to change your life, but we have to use condoms because i'm dying from aids."
career choice of the day: mental patient... i hear the benefits are good.. food, clothing, shelter provided. and the "i love myself" jackets are supposed to be really comfortable. free meds. only have to see the people you don't really want to see during visiting hours.. hey!!! that's it! i'm gonna set up a small window of time when i will talk to or visit with people i don't want to. i'll call it "visiting hours" sorry, mom, visiting hours are over. call back tomorrow. heehee
high:
- found my bullets! YAY! tanks, m!
- the look of absolute shock on ronin's face when i scared the hell out of him last nacht as he sat in a booth eating dinner. i felt like a lion moving in for the kill...slowly approaching the grazing antelope....in stealth mode...giggling nervously...hoping no one sees me tiptoeing through the plants as i sneak up on him from outside... and then....BAM!! threw myself up against the window!!! the look on his face surely would've won me at least ten K on funniest videos.. thanks for the tip off, m...
- class got cancelled due to power outage.
- saw a stupid movie with some good friends.
- remembered to take my trash out.
low:
- forgot to check my mail for like 3 or 4 days and got a talkin' to from my neighbor. i told him he can check my mail for me and keep all the stuff i don't want, including my bills..
- having to rely on someone i don't want to. not because the person is incompetent, in fact, she is super competent, but more that i don't feel right relying on someone i don't think i'll ever be able to return the favor to...
i spied:
- burnt fingers from melted caramel.
- a totally empty basket that had candy in it. charlotte said that a couple of kids took the whole thing...
- a eucalyptus tree branch smacking me in the face because i was so zoned out while i was running, i didn't see it coming.
- the scent of fuel leaking from my car.
- an exhausted babysitter.
- one cigarette that i barely smoked last night during class. forgive me, linesteppa. i accept your threat to beat me up and i will be waiting with a bat at my house...
11 comments:
i was very torn by Sweet November.
The premise is very 'porn-like' and your 'Sweet December' pitch sounds like a movie I would very much like to watch. there's gotta be a movie like that somewhere. someone please do a search and report back to me!
and really . . . how is f---ing a dumbass guy really gonna inspire him? any real guy will just be inspired to do more f---ing! Nothing more. nothing less.
the movie is just as unrealistic as 'while you were sleeping.' mikshir will attest to this. really, would a girl like sandra bullock put herself through such shenanigans?
but i love romantic keanu. i went through a phase like that, being an unrelenting tireless machine, moving hell and high water, just to convince the girl he loves to be with him.
and i love the fact that she STILL leaves him. HA! Take that you poor pathetic loser! YEAH! cuz that's what usually happens when you put your heart out like that. the cold, dead fingers of reality places itself on your blood pumping organ and squeezes.
and still, romantic chumps know all this, but don't let that stop them.
you gotta admire that, but we all know that it's a short walk from romantic to stalker.
if you're serial about the porn... a very dear friend of mine has purchased a video store and decided not to rent the porn. so, naturally, all of the porn is stored in their garage. they are looking to get rid of it. maybe i could hook you up. and screg. and mikshir. oh, and let's not forget linesteppa... they have so much porn, i think i'll have to "eat" before i go "shopping", so i don't pick up too much stuff, if you know what i mean...
i would never own such a thing, but i would definitely watch it once, just so i can say i did.
unfortunately i live in a household that's not porn friendly, well . . . besides the food channel, which really is food porn if you think about it.
think about it.
there, that should continue this comment line.
the logical conclusion to all things is porn. yes, shoes, food, even stationary.
corollary:
all uniforms eventually become perverted fetishes. school girl uniforms, police uniforms, and soon resperatory therapist uniforms.
you haven't seen me in mine yet.. looks pretty bad. navy blue. can barely get my big brained head through the top. pants are drawstring. not very attractive at all i must say.
don't dismiss that resperatory therapist outfit fetish. i'm listening. keep talking. keep talking. slower. slower.
but there's an actual book that makes the case for the food channel being "food porn" using all the tricks porn uses to make up for the fact you're watching something that you really can't take part in, i.e. porn for sex, food network for eating.
if you want i can try to scare up the title.
hey, that's an interesting thought..
exercise videos for the handicapped
audio books for the deaf
movies for the blind
the list goes on.
i'm convinced.. life is a big ass tease. hey.. i should blog about it...
Ok... Where can I get a Cheers Plaque. I love that reference for mi casa.
Also, when did ya'll ever have the time in your lives (and the lack of balls) to watch a movie called sweet november. I've never even heard of the movie until now (but actually it sounds kinda hot, maybe I'm the one who was missing out).
yay! now i know what i'm gonna get you for xmas.. don't tell anyone, it's a secret... and you have to act surprised when you open it!
sweet november was on hbo. i would have never watched it otherwise. oh the things that cable feeds us.
whoa! shogun! well, since you asked, i live 3 subway stops and a 10 minute walk away from the original-gangsta Cheers bar at the Boston Common.
I'll look for a plaque next time I'm there.
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