The Limerick Trick!!

i love my friends...

Ronin
i've a friend ronin, who does much of groanin'
me thinks he's lacking in some serotonin
his missuss is sweet
she keeps him on his feet
my music in his car makes him go moanin'

Linesteppa
Linesteppa is a sassy gal
you'd want no other for a pal
with your kids she'll play
'til the end of the day
and commit pranks on you she shall

Totu
Totu lives so far away
come home to us someday he may
he's silly, and witty
never says much thats shitty
a totem i should build out of clay

Clark
Clark makes neat art
that some have thought tart
it's made me laugh
i'll say on his behalf
and with me that's a really good start.

Shogun
Shogun gives the bestest hugs
it's almost like taking a bunch of drugs
he's funny and kind
a bubble behind
on him i'd never sic thugs

Hot Mama
Hot Mama is the nuttiest girl
but into your hair she'll bring a curl
i love her to death
not a bit of bad breath
if you offer her meat she'll hurl