haha. great. last night i tailed a dumb ass girl who tailed me and then had the nerve to cut me off. i was up on her ass for the two blocks she was in front of me. damn, it felt good. usually i don't stress about this stuff, i let it go, no big deal, avoid the potential accident. then i talked to a friend and bawled my eyes out over something totally stupid, yeah, i know it was, mikshir, so thanks for enduring my ranting. hope you at least found it midly entertaining. let's see what the week has in store for me, or should i say my hormones? linesteppa, if ya got any extra sympathy, kick it over, girl.
f'n a, the smurf goin out of town three days this week. like over night. i swear. place your bets. i'm gonna have to drop out by the spring if this shit keeps up.
sexy thang sent this to me a while ago, it made me laugh:
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.
13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect
career choice of day: sniper
high:
-didn't run out of gas while driving to son's school for caramel apples.
-haven't smoked goin' on 2 days now. class is gonna suck (balls). heehee... it always kills me to see a bunch of RT's (respiratory therapists) smoking on breaks.
-having lunch with good friends and baby girl.
-looks like house might be closing soon...
low:
-have no friggin' clue what happened to my bullets/numbering buttons. they've magically disappeared.
-pat's drivin' me up the wall with offspring stuff. sometimes i think i can hear my screws rattling loose in my head...
-damn a damn! i'm craving nic so bad right now. um, what did she say? "ok, so you're experiencing discomfort. so deal with it.." thanks linesteppa! i'll remember that! ; )
i spied:
-a happy boy.
-a bitch in heat
-4 uncarved pumpkins
-my new porch pet, charlotte
2 comments:
Missing from your abbreviation list:
14) Pissoff MikShir
and because of the mood I'm in I'll do the honorable thing and not make a knock-knock joke out of horemone
Thank you so much for scaring the sh*t out of me while HotFudge and I were dining. ;)
You were always saying this to HotFudge and me when we were trying to sell our townhome: "...breathe... breathe..."
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