how can i not be nuts about a guy that has
"2008 offensive tackles" in the google bar?
who also left the computer on that same site when he left the house, which had a sports announcer guy screaming some gibberish that freaked me out when i walked through the door later on, thinking some mental hospital escapee had broken into the house?
who puts together BBQ grills into the wee hours of the night, and says:
"whoa... that doesn't look right..." or,
"huh. oh well..." or,
"c'mon, baby!!" and my fav,
"why you mutha..."
who prefers to sleep on the couch, eats food thats been sitting out all night, and leaves enough shaving scum in the sink to make it look like the friggin' sink has grown a beard...
he's converted the oldest son into a hot sauce fanatic, prepped the younger son for a career with the circus twirling sticks, turned my tomboy into a quarterback, and baby girl is his personal "shnuggle bunny"...
"that's your man!" tracie laughs when i tell her that we can't use a gas grill because "bobby flay says real grillers use charcoal..."
"yo' man, and you can have him.."
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He's right. Real men DO use charcoal. I just grilled some burgers the other day and they were THE BOMB!!! We're talking bbq-bacon cheeseburgers here.
-dcz
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