INBOX

some of the more (or less) interesting texts in my phone

• Fwd: a boy was in bath w/mom asks mom whats that hairy thing down there? mom says its my sponge. boy says oh aunty has 1 too. i saw her wash dads face with it.
• nice way to get out a lie.
• i love you.
• Fwd: fwd msg: man gets home n shouts, "honey pak ur bags-i just hit the lottery!!!" she says, "what should i pack?" "doesn't matter, just get the fuck out!"
  
• after great sex she laid there strokin his penis. he asked: do you want some more? she said, No, i'm just admiring it... i used to have one.
• this sex is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, 4 sex, 20 sex, seconds sex. now read this without the word sex.
• oh, btw... i m going to need to buy a cat to have a good excuse for all the scratches on my arms nowadays.
• are you up?
• can i come over?
• fair enough... there's some stuff i wanted to talk about tho.
• tell me about it TOMORROW when i see you :(
• happy bday :) i hope you have great day i think about u i pray 4 you i hope u forgive me i love u
• Happy Mother's Day, Melissa, Ms. Pouty, Superfreak and the rest of you. Remember... It takes a village to raise a child.
• i have to be to make you smile sometimes. love you, baby.
• AND YOU CAN'T CHANGE THAT! OH NO...
• True... tell the kids i love them tho.
• ha ha. i don't look that young... we ll be friends again.
• you could make a large dog out of the stuff that came out of the lint trap.
• yes unless you want it